What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:42

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do women really cheat more than men?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Why is my elder sister so mean?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love